I actually liked the key you posted. The red bit at the top isn’t that big or obnoxious in actuality - an inch by 3/4 of an inch.

I’d like them to continue to exist - as long as straight pipes mean the bike gets immediately crushed.

Used to be:

Fixed.

I call bullshit - without the years on there it means little. Where the hell are the Crown Vics/Town Cars? Those always have a shitton of miles on them.