Sycophantic suck-ups suffering suffocation sounds sublime.

I’d like to offer them each a heavy duty plastic bag that can be securely fastened around the neck.

What will they fall for next?

Wouldn’t it be far cheaper to just give Cybertruck owners a brown paperbag to wear over their head in shame than to wrap the truck in vinyl?

Asking for a friend.

Sixt has been amazingly good every time I’ve used them, and they have cooler cars.

So not only is there a paper trail, there are customs records.

Miami parking lot races are a joke, but COTA and Vegas are infinitely better racing than Monaco.

The actual RACING at Monaco sucks. It’s ALWAYS been about the pageantry of the city itself. Scrap Monaco and bring back the German Grand Prix. Use the Nurburgring GP track instead of the Hockenheimring for some variety. 

Three months too early.  If they could have held out until January there’d be no more EPA to deal with, and Attorney General Gaetz will be too busy sourcing more underage pussy to worry about prosecuting anyone. 

This was a civil case, and Presidents can not pardon civil convictions.

He’ clearly wanting to stall until Trump camn bail him out. Hopefully the judge sees this painfully obvious play and stops it dead in its tracks tomorrow.

From the prescription in those glasses alone, you can already tell what kinda person he is.

When the fuck are any of these fucking assholes going to be locked the fuck up?

As I joked in 2016, the *only* reason to vote for the TFG was to find out if there were actually aliens. Man absolutely can’t keep his mouth shut.

apparently the army is having trouble meeting recruiting goals.

Ah, sorry. Yeah, no idea about Mr. Beast.  He’s got that dead-eyed stare, and creepy smile, and YouTubers getting weird with their young fans seems to be a trend, so I wouldn’t be at all surprised.

Sorry, just realized I was vague.

It’s painfully obvious how Trump won a second time.

i always chuckle when something stupid happens to a CT, but no matter what it’s important to remember that stain-less is not stain-free

I want to feel sympathy for these people. I want to be a good person and look past our differences, acknowledging that everyone has different tastes and that’s okay. But...