tallestdwarf
tallestdwarf
tallestdwarf

They’ve already investigated themselves and found no wrongdoing, I’m sure. Case closed. 

Police vehicles should be required to be brightly colored so they can be quickly identified. They are emergency vehicles, not fashion accessories. Imagine a fire truck or ambulance that was murdered out and how ridiculous that would be.

They weren’t even chasing anyone, they were on the lookout. How the fuck are you gonna be on a lookout driving at that speed?

The very first low hanging fruit police reform needs to tackle is getting rid of these undercover bro dozers. The main vehicle should use is a blaze yellow Toyota Sennia with constantly running safety lights. They aren’t suppose to chase or pit people anymore. Just call in the helio and follow at a safe distance.

We have a bunch around here. Even some game wardens are rocking all black with black decals.

I was going to say “ban unmarked cruisers,” but I have a feeling that black markings on all-black vehicles is some kind of technicality so the cops can say “but it’s marked!!!”  Not that it would’ve mattered in this case, but still.  Who’s going to see their ghost decals at 5 AM?

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This wasn’t even a police chase, makes this even more senseless.

Yeah, that’s a ND from me dawg. The dealer speak screams curbstoning, and that paint mismatch on the the passenger front fender sure makes it look like it’s taken a pretty good hit up front.

Isn’t “gauche” how you pronounce “Drumpf” in French?

This is so stupid.  We get it, you don’t like it, but I guess just not buying one would be just too obvious.

Only if you throw like a girl scout.

The vanity plate screams “slap my chin with your sweaty balls more, master elon!”

You think any of the royal Trump cum dumplings drive themselves? How gauche.

Which makes you wonder why their business can’t continue, unless he’s just laying down bargaining chips for a ‘damages’ lawsuit.

So it’s not really an ice cream truck.  It’s a truck for someone with an ice cream business

Wait, I thought a selling point of these was you couldn’t break the windows.

Herres said the damage to his cybertruck will force him to shut down the ice cream truck business for the rest of the summer. He said he started the business in May.

I just saw my first CT in NYC yesterday. To my surprise, it was being driven by a woman. Could the driver have been Lara Trump?

When this happens, it’s usually the scorned side piece. Plus, I’m just going to assume this dude’s “business” is some type of tax evasion anchored by magnets on his mobile fridge.