two tow hooks on the back and one HUGE one on the front??

So which of this thing’s innumerable exhaust pipes are functional? What is the roof scoop supposed to be cooling, and wouldn’t it be sucking up mostly hot air from the back of the hood cowl?

Boomer really do love their chrome, that part is God's honest truth. 

Goals.

There was a guy in my town - I think he’s passed now because I haven’t seen his cars in a long time. He had a C4 that he had attached stick on chrome to pretty much every surface he could. Those chrome tail light covers? Just like that on his car too. Plus all around the windows, and following every horizontal and…

Fucking Waco Shootout.

We’d all be better off if these dirtbags spent more time with laundry detergent.

I’m pretty sure it’s also made from exhaust piping lol. This is bad.

Just a (no so) perfect display of multitasking.

I really like the offroad recovery-grade front tow hook that’s just fucking screwed onto the the shitty air dam. *Chef’s kiss*

That must be a local thing. Here in God’s Waiting Room, FL, there are more Corvettes than you would ever think possible, all driven by Boomers wearing their Navy caps with inappropriately young wives/girlfriends. And every single one of them is bone stock. The Corvettes, not the wives/girlfriends.

Regarding the retired dentist thing. It is funny that those guys like the Harley because its gang connection makes them feel like rebels. Originally (1940s), biker gangs were renegade in their attitudes, but the groups themselves aren’t quite so much today.

Pep Boys threw up on that poor thing.

And there it is: the “black velvet painting” of Corvettes.

I won’t dance around it, as soon as I saw the location, El Paso, and the name of the dealer, this is/was 100% owned by a Hispanic/Mexican person. I am from Texas, and while it’s a little less common now, it was REALLY REALLY common to see typically a truck, with literally every single AutoZone parts catalog accessory…

Elder Abuse.

I just looked at the pictures on FBM... Is that a FAKE ROLLBAR? It looks like it’s just sitting on the carpet unattached to anything.

I know the owner!

Looks like front recovery eye is bolted directly to the splitter. Fantastic.

So a boomer watched the first scene in the movie “cars” and said this is what the young folks like...