Jesus, that face. He looks like he grew up skinning neighborhood cats for fun. What’s the over/under on how many drifters and prostitutes he’s tortured and murdered? I’m going with 17.

Plus, he was literally recorded on tape boasting about it.

Wouldn’t matter.

I can’t stand to look at her. The smugness makes me irrationally angry.

Something tells me this guy adopts kids in order to have a cloaking device for his wretched assholishness.

well with any luck he died of a heart attack when Obama got elected

In college, a friend had a NASCAR PC game. The only game we actually played was start a race with a pace lap so the cars stay bunched together. Then turn around at the start get up to speed and see how many cars you can take out in the initial collision when you meet the pack.

Whenever you sneeze I will reply with “Really, it’s come to this?”

You’re welcome

They say “bless you” in developing nations, Tobias

Do you ever see people drive up and just by the car they are driving, you know they are going to be suckers? I feel that any who bought a PT Cruiser would fall into that group.

I am falling in love with the Zamyad.

Stig agrees.

In his defense, he does everything like he’s four years old.

Overheard Secret Service on @realDonaldTrump at lunch. He ate rice and 2 pieces of cherry pie. Took a few sips of his drink. “He loves rice”

I bet he left a big fucking mess like a 4 year old too, with rice all over the goddamn place.

God, let’s hope so! If just a couple more of these jerks get a clue, No Tax Cut. And fairly soon after that, no Koch money, and then.... No Trumpsters!

lol

Whoa, that’s a nice tree you found while missing a forest there.

My best one is for the game clue. Guess a card you have in your hand. Your opponent will know they don’t have it and assume it’s the winner.