Fuck the entire fuck off.

If it ends with him telling the families to “Have fun”, he probably did write it.

“ I like to call when it’s appropriate, when I think I’m able to do it.”

Oh please. Trump’s insinuation was that he was doing something that President Obama didn’t. It’s pure garbage pail kids to try and pretend that Trump was only specifically talking about “calling”.

We know what he meant. We know what he was really trying to say.

So don’t play this “technicality” game.

Trump doesn’t…

How do you prove that any picture of him on the phone is one of him on the phone to the family of a dead soldier? I guarantee that he and his deranged followers will say “He could be on the phone to anyone!” regardless of what evidence you put forward. It’s not an event you’d typically record, so they can dismiss most…

No, he put you in your place and you have no argument.

I like how he believes statements are facts.

It’s like he’s done this for a living or something...

He does that quite a lot actually - tell an outrageous lie, then walk it back somewhat before even drawing another breath.

This is the same fucking idiot who thought he invented the word fake. Can we please section 8 his ass now?

It’s fascinating to me how Trump can’t talk about any topic big or small without comparing himself to other presidents and how he does that thing better than they did.

Shut the fuck up.

And he also needs to stop talking about how hard it is for him. IT’S NOT ABOUT YOU, JACKASS

I really like “they’re going to be going out either today or tomorrow” - that’s exactly what I say to someone at work when I haven’t started the assignment that they’ve asked me about. 

I can’t imagine anything more horrific than having to listen to Donald after your child died in combat. Probably calls at 7 in the morning as part of a presser. Messes up your child’s first name. Messes up your last name. Gives a bland word about how great your child is. Mentions that he still prefers soldiers who…

Fucking nightmare. I don’t care what you thought about Obama, but if you honestly think that 45 is better in any possible way, you’re just as crazy as he is.

I’m convinced that everyone around Trump now thinks they’re the Machiavellian schemer that is going to have all the power once this shit collapses. They all know he’s a buffoon, they’re just waiting in the wings to take over.

I hate every asshole who made, and continues to make this shit possible.

I hate this shit.

Trump then went on to say that he would be starting a new tradition by holding a State of the Union address every year, something his predecessors never did, and is not even required anywhere in the Constitution. Because he cares that much that we know all about the hard work he’s doing in office.