“I don’t get why you would do a charcoal drawing when you can take a photo and use a photoshop filter to get the same effect.”

Probably because it was literally a minecraft sculpture contest.

Isn’t religion handy? It gives you an excuse to weasel out of anything! I didn’t mean to fuck your wife. The devil made me do it!

Jefferson Beauregard Sessions is evil, in the strictest moral/ethical/religious sense of the word. He is on a crusade to make life difficult for millions of total strangers, and he is enjoyin…

We know he met with the Russians and lied about it, which is TOTALLY what people do when they’ve done nothing wrong. And yet here is gutting 150 years of civil and human rights. There’s an awful lot of damage he can do while Mueller is investigating, during which time he should be in jail already for perjury.

You’re a pretty good person. We need more people like you.

Are you nuts?

Let it sink in that that was not the first time he was removed from that position.

Right next to the part where it says you can’t eat pig

The DNC didn’t even bother running a candidate in 2014 against Jeff Sessions.

Oh please, this guy is running in Ala-Fucking-Bama where 67% of the population support same sex volcano sacrifices.

Here’s everything you need to know about the DNC per that article linked on the polling:

And where in the constitution does it say two men can’t get married?

I wish I could imagine a life where you have so few problems that the biggest one is a cashier saying “Happy Holidays”. Maybe someday.

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Like “classy” and “sexy,” if you actually have “values” you don’t need to come out and say it. We should all pray for the Rapture, so the world will finally be free of these dangerous, profoundly idiotic sociopaths.

As long as we don’t get TOO close to the side of treating women like human beings. Shudder. Way too extreme.

That was touch-and-go there for a while, but I’m glad we really knuckled down and got rid of it.

Just like how we fixed racism!

Surely the only institutionalized misogyny in this or any other industry. Glad we’ve eliminated it at least.