tallestdwarf
tallestdwarf
tallestdwarf

I wish the CR-Z were a better car. My MIL has one, and I’ve driven it a few times. It’s sporty looking, but lacks the space to really be a “hatch,” and lacks the pep and vigor to be “hot.” It’s a shame because it had the potential to be so much more. 

I think it’s really stunning, in a sleeper sort of way.

I’ve gotta go with the Korean twins (Hyundai/Kia).

This is pretty damn close to being Jalopnik mascot material.
I envy the winner of the auction.

Soaps were probably safer for the user. 

If he said was left wing you wouldn’t even feel this way.

9,000 bucks for a FWD-based AWD turbo sedan with over 100K on it and the worst case of sunburn/acne I’ve seen on one of these in a while. ND.

“Never been hooned.”
“Has an intake.”

These two statements disagree with one another.

The Cybertrukk is the Heelies of vehicles.

I live in Central TX, closer to the Tesla factory, and I see the Silver Shitster on a daily basis. They seem to be more concentrated here.

I *do* see Rivians occasionally, but the Chevy and Ford EV trucks are less conspicuous... so I’d assume that’s why I don’t take note of them as often. They don’t scream

Good on her for valuing the life of her child over her car window.

Subaru WRX.
I prefer the hatch, but for the sake of purity on this list, go for the early GC WRX STi models. Pure sport, rally heritage, instantly recognizable. The very essence of sport sedan. Fine in stock form, even better with some basic bolt-ons.

And you’ll hear it coming! BRAAAAP. 

Why buy a vehicle that needs rebuilding? Even if it were something special... which an early ‘00's GM really isn’t.

Howard Hughes was actually good at stuff, though.

Question: If this were a post about the unhinged ramblings from the CEO of Stellantis, FoMoCo, or Volvo, would it count?

Jalopnik has lots of articles calling out Bernie Ecclestone’s bullshit as well.

Billionaires are involved in politics - who knew? 

True. 
BLAM!BLAM! pssshhhhhh
“Sore-ee!”

It’s Canada and that would NOT have been polite.

It would be interesting to see it as a cloaked revival of the C7. 

It’s whole-assed LOL

#subienation 

Meanwhile the WRX owners are drinking motor oil with the second gen Forester XT owners.