According to the manifest of contents inside the railcars provided to the EPA from Norfolk Southern, undisclosed amounts of butyl acrylate, a hazardous chemical known to cause skin irritation that is used in plastic production, and propylene glycol, a generally non-toxic chemical used in food packaging, spilled…

When money is just an abstract concept, you seek other forms of currency. Recognition. Influence. Power. Governmental control.

Elon will never run out of money, no matter how much he spends, so he’s chasing the dragon now.

I don’t think Elon will put himself into the spotlight of politics, but I do think he’ll buy…

In case any guys are wondering - this is how you pose for a cute pic with your arm around someone without groping them.

“beloved Dumb And Dumber prequel, Dumb And Dumberer: When Harry Met Lloyd.”

We should do the same with all churches. Tax the shit out of them, then bulldoze them when their Ponzi schemes are no longer profitable. 

He had Kim/Kanye’s kids’ initials tatted on him? How bored do you have to be to just sketch on yourself like that?

With 3 kids, our 3rd row is a safety feature. The longer we can keep them out of contact with each other, the better.

Really should bring back the crack pipe for this one. 

I worked in a game store in the late 90's, when Hasbro had already bought Parker Brothers and Milton Bradley, and then started buying EVERY OTHER game/toy company.

We called them Hasborg.

Source: Tesla... AKA “Just Trust Us”

Bigelow’s done much worse and gotten Oscars for it.

I’m looking at you, The Hurt Locker.

I think one of the really important things about this film was WHEN it came out. We were staring right down the barrel of the year TWO THOUSAND, and there was plenty of fear about what that would mean. I still remember the worry that “Y2K” would crash all the important computer systems, and bring the world to the…

I enjoy being a car weirdo :)

You wouldn’t be driving it much - it gets super crummy MPG. Then again, I guess big SUV’s do, too, and owners just see it as part of the operating cost.

When he responded to “What’s it like being dead?” with “itchy”

Problem is, at heart he is an engineer

“I have gotten attacked while I was sleeping, and had my rib cracked and my jaw fractured while being in here.”

I am loving the GR line at the moment. I reeeeally want to get into the GR86 or even the GR Corolla.

Here in central TX we see Teslas every day, everywhere. As you move further away from urban amenities, the hybrids take over (followed by diesel trucks, because rural TX).

Ready for the movie, starring Christine Taylor and Tim Meadows.