Darlene also died at 69.

The biggest problem is that right now, if your loan is an FFEL loan that is held by a private loan company (like Nelnet, for instance), you don’t qualify for student loan forgiveness. The reason? A handful of Republican governors sued, stating that forgiving loans held by private creditors (even if the loans were…

Wasn’t that what Garfield was?

Now let’s get some portal axels on a Rivian R1T and really crush it.

Some people of course, will put portals on their vehicle and never take it further off-road than mounting a curb, feel free to take the piss out of them.

If you’re driving over terrain like that, you’ve already made several decisions that brought you to that point. You wouldn’t be driving the Prius.

Really? That’s your favorite part? Because mine was when you decided that, rather than speak to your obviously VAST expertise, you chose to attack the poster.

It physically moves the axles up higher increase ground clearance.

A “lift kit” generally lifts the vehicle by raising the vehicle in comparison to its axles.

All lift kits are dumb, to a degree. But they can be fun, too. 

And considering all of that, you never paused to think, “Man, there must really be a big upside to these things.”

Does it raise the body up or lower the axles, to add height to allow for bigger wheels and tires?

So, you are getting a very big improvement in that department with the portal axle kit.

Toyota Celica. It went from this (1977):

Smyth’s WRX ute is on my future Xmas list. An actual usable version of the Baja XT, essentially. 

You mean gruntwives and pigwives? 

Looks like it was sort of mentioned in the last paragraph.

I got Twitter banned for a few days for saying something similar about TFG.

I think the phrasing was “I’d order Pay-Per-View to watch him fall out of a helicopter, onto another helicopter.” 

Favre’s attorney, Bud Holmes, denied the former NFL quarterback knew he was taking welfare funds.

If he gets out of the pen before he dies, nobody will remember him. It’ll be like time travelling to the future.