“Crypto is so much more secure than other currency and banking systems! Cash is just an unsafe fiat currency!”

Toyota Celica. It went from this (1977):

Smyth’s WRX ute is on my future Xmas list. An actual usable version of the Baja XT, essentially. 

You mean gruntwives and pigwives? 

How is a natural disaster that puts the lives of millions in danger “Karma?”

Did they all commit some terrible deed to deserve this? Let’s not make the mistake of thinking that an ENTIRE state is responsible for everyone’s problems.

Looks like it was sort of mentioned in the last paragraph.

I got Twitter banned for a few days for saying something similar about TFG.

I think the phrasing was “I’d order Pay-Per-View to watch him fall out of a helicopter, onto another helicopter.” 

Favre’s attorney, Bud Holmes, denied the former NFL quarterback knew he was taking welfare funds.

If he gets out of the pen before he dies, nobody will remember him. It’ll be like time travelling to the future. 

I love it when people get into contests of who can believe in imaginary things the hardest. 

“Its not like your community censors out extremists gays.”

How would you define an “extremist gay?” 

I’m ready for a Warren/Sanders ticket. 

Your cousin doesn’t drive anymore, do they? 

Terrible-fitting pants, but great shoes. Those are Johnston & Murphy Schulers, and they’re the most goddamn comfortable dress shoes I have worn (reasonably priced as well). I used to spend 9-10 hours a day on my feet in front of a classroom while wearing them.

She’s probably been right, most of her life.

As an atheist, you have my axe.

Disagree - Candace’s “smile” looks like she’s cackling at a kid who fell and hurt themselves. 

Even her smile looks angry. It’s like resting bitch face made into active bitch face.

As someone with a 2011 turbo EJ25, I have to agree - that shit gets HOT. 

You’re missing Gore-suck and Allmust Carry Babies.