Since you’ve already spoiled most of the first episode, should we skip that one?

Seriously, even with a complex set of factors involved, it comes down to the fact that the man made a choice to destroy two children and two adults who had NOTHING to do with him.

TBI, CTE, unmedicated, and watching his career crumble are all mitigating factors, but the person who decided to pick up a gun to “solve”…

Totally a dermal piercing - the dumbest kind of piercing other than maybe piercing your anus.

He killed 5 innocent people, including two little kids.

We idolize sports figures. They’re overpaid, and often underqualified for more rounded lifestyles. We call them “heroes,” for playing a game.

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Jerry is one of the more interesting characters on the show. I know he’s supposed to be the schlub straight guy, but since Morty has become more world/dimension-weary, he’s the audience surrogate.

He’s also got a stronger arc than Summer (who I admittedly love for her distracted carelessness).

Sheryl, Sherri, and Sharon. Can we get Cher involved, too? It’s like an inception. Oh well. Sher and Sher alike, I suppose.

Hutto’s looking crazy too.

OR, a Work o’ Fart.

“So, you’re fast?”

This is what happens when a house seat election basically goes unopposed. 

there are also a lot of people who don’t participate in our political process and most of them don’t do it because they conscientiously object to the politics of both parties so vehemently they can’t bring themselves to vote.

That’s a whole lot of baby/bathwater action.

“Piers Morgan and I have been friends for a long time, but he’s going to have to answer for his behavior.”

Something like this would be the way to say someone is your friend, while at the same time not supporting their actions. It’s possible, but it’s not what Sharon did.

He advanced technology and made personal music collections portable. He created data storage that would affect how computers worked for decades.

While these physical data storage formats may no longer be convenient in the days of terrabyte micro-SD cards, they are how we got there.

As a native Texan, I can tell you that it has its fair share of idiots. And our governor (and his Lt.) both SUUUUUUCK. But Texas is large enough to also have very liberal cities. Austin is like an island in a sea of red. But we turned Williamson County (just north of Austin) blue last year, which is significant.

Please…

When I heard the announcement, my first thought was:
“Welp, guess it’s time to start carrying pepper spray to the grocery store.”

Native Texan. It’s kind of sad how many cars around here have UT stickers and badges on them, regardless of actual attendance. It’s like an indoctrination in Central TX. It’s as if everyone feels like UT is somehow “their” school, even if the closest they have come was eating burritos in Dobie Mall (or more likely,…

How much “light threatening” would WheelieShitbag® stand up to? Not even making the “stand” joke.

“You know, suffering from a brain injury after the accident definitely I think it slowed my brain down a little bit. Made me less intelligent. And the pain also made reading and studying very difficult.”
- Madison Cawthorn, on why his grades in college sucked.

We definitely need people who are “less intelligent”…