Totally a dermal piercing - the dumbest kind of piercing other than maybe piercing your anus.

He killed 5 innocent people, including two little kids.

We idolize sports figures. They’re overpaid, and often underqualified for more rounded lifestyles. We call them “heroes,” for playing a game.

I have now imbued your post with the power of the Forty Fifth Star. It’s all happening!

Sheryl, Sherri, and Sharon. Can we get Cher involved, too? It’s like an inception. Oh well. Sher and Sher alike, I suppose.

Hutto’s looking crazy too.

OR, a Work o’ Fart.

This is what happens when a house seat election basically goes unopposed. 

there are also a lot of people who don’t participate in our political process and most of them don’t do it because they conscientiously object to the politics of both parties so vehemently they can’t bring themselves to vote.

That’s a whole lot of baby/bathwater action.

“Piers Morgan and I have been friends for a long time, but he’s going to have to answer for his behavior.”

Something like this would be the way to say someone is your friend, while at the same time not supporting their actions. It’s possible, but it’s not what Sharon did.

As a native Texan, I can tell you that it has its fair share of idiots. And our governor (and his Lt.) both SUUUUUUCK. But Texas is large enough to also have very liberal cities. Austin is like an island in a sea of red. But we turned Williamson County (just north of Austin) blue last year, which is significant.

Please…

When I heard the announcement, my first thought was:
“Welp, guess it’s time to start carrying pepper spray to the grocery store.”

Native Texan. It’s kind of sad how many cars around here have UT stickers and badges on them, regardless of actual attendance. It’s like an indoctrination in Central TX. It’s as if everyone feels like UT is somehow “their” school, even if the closest they have come was eating burritos in Dobie Mall (or more likely,…

How much “light threatening” would WheelieShitbag® stand up to? Not even making the “stand” joke.

“You know, suffering from a brain injury after the accident definitely I think it slowed my brain down a little bit. Made me less intelligent. And the pain also made reading and studying very difficult.”
- Madison Cawthorn, on why his grades in college sucked.

We definitely need people who are “less intelligent”…

That shit is crazy. I had to look it up to verify, because [gestures to all of this]

I can’t advocate murder, but I can advocate a good ol’ fashioned, Batman-styled justice beating for being an absolute, unrelenting prick.

I can get behind this, though the guillotine or electric chair would certainly be better.

Sometimes it’s not even about budget. I love lowriders and mini trucks (they’re coming back!). I like fast cars, too, but cruisers made to be showy and comfortable are one of my favorite forms of vehicular expression.