Still looked a bit sweaty, though

What’s the over/under on Christie pulling an “I feel great! Oops! I’m dead now” like Herman Cain?

“The storm is here” sounds kinda Nazi, actually.

And then Obama made jokes about him at the 2011 White House Correspondents’ Dinner and America ended up with four years of Trump Presidency. Thanks Obama!

I voted on day one of Early Voting (Oct 13th), and was pleasantly surprised with the number of people I saw at my podunk town’s polling station. We’re a suburb of Austin which leans conservative, obviously, but that’s NOT what I saw in line. Clearly there were some Trump voters, but most of the folks were, like me,…

This monologue sounds just like a huckster salesperson who is trying to talk quickly enough to confuse the customer (in this case, the elderly Trump voters who just want to hear him say COVID’s not dangerous to them).

Lead poisoning.

It’s not too late to make sure a person like this is not a permanent fixture in your life.

It seems like alcohol would have a detrimental effect, eventually. 

That may be worth a try!

I don’t use Armor All on anything that’s going to be in the sun. I don’t even use it on my interior. It dries out the rubber as soon as you stop applying it regularly. I *do* use Meguiar’s Ultimate Black on plastic cladding and such, as well as window seals. As a plastic conditioner, it works really well. But again,…

Yep, here in TX we get two rainy seasons, but in between, the sun eats exposed rubber.

Trump’s memoir will be a pamphlet in a psychiatrist’s office.

This shit is nuts

I think you may be missing the point. Tiffany Trump comes from the Trump family. You’re making an assumption that anyone in the family has had to work hard, for anything, ever. I’m sure there’s a way to purchase a PhD, and that the Trump family has it figured out. 

you can bet that you worked your ass off, taught a bunch of undergrads for peanuts with little to no mental health support or resources, and worked insane hours for 5+ years while living off a $30/week grocery budget.

It’s pretty clear that they haven’t watched it. The outrage is centered completely on what is available from the poster and the trailer.

“countless murders” - yeah, that’s a good one. Do you even know why people are protesting?

Yes. The language is designed to obfuscate facts by adding weight to unreliable sources. It’s usually accompanied by a statement that “mainstream media is always lying to you.”

Why is he decked out in University of Texas gear? What’s with the gloves (is it just because it’s Alaska)?

BTW, the wearing of UT gear, here in central TX, definitely has zero connection to actually having attended that university. Plenty of cars and people adorned with UT shit (mainly because of football).