Vaporware. 

Where you gonna run to now?

I think that execution actually costs more now than life imprisonment, so the question is, is it worth the extra cost to have him on death row (for years, through appeal after appeal), or just let him rot?

It’s a shame Joe Cocker won’t be able to make it. I will say, if he did make the ticket as VP, he’d be as effective and progressive as any other Joe running right now.

Gonna need a stand in or two. 

Mulvaney: *cough*
Trump: Okay, now just get the fuck outta here.

is that TWO SCOOPS of ICE CREAM on the patch?

Clearly, this is a feature, not a bug. /s

Roof hadn’t eaten in days

Yeah, that’s what “countless” means to Redhats - they didn’t bother counting, because math is hard.

That’s caulk, sucker.

A war would also help him stay president if he loses the election, he can use his tried and true “national emergency” excuse to hold onto the presidency if he loses.

It’s like Fyre:Israel!

“She’s been loyal, ...”

Yeah, that tracks.

You know what, actively say that shit to white people who bring up that issue of their bs, “Well my friend is white and he is doing fine, I don’t know what you’re talking about.”

And Round Rock has at least three spots like that, in a city of fewer than 125,000 people!

Seriously. Between the doubling down on buyer’s remorse and the “owning the libs” angle, I think there will be far too many Redhats voting in the next election. If he’s flailing and drooling, they may even throw him the Get Well Soon® vote.

When Oliver North was made president of the NRA, I thought, “Well, it’s official: This scumbag group doesn’t really stand for anything. They’ll put a fucking criminal at the head of the organization.” But it turns out, North might be the only one there who has a soul—he’s the whistleblower on this shit, he started…