Cocaine is the “symptomless drug” according to most physicians.

See also his use of the term “machine guns”.

Keppra is some scary shit. My son was on it from ages 4-7, I think (for seizures). When the Doc switched his meds, he shook like a junkie for days and threw up any food we gave him. Thanks, Big Pharma. Trying to get CBD treatments for a child in Texas is a joke.
[disclosure: he is medically fragile, due to…

Yep, lots of tomatopasting going on today.

This needs to be made a national story at this point, that this shutdown is going to potentially cause many of the US citizens to starve. Trump says he owns this shutdown, make sure he owns this part of it as well.

Bright was only bad if you prefer movies to have a plot, a decent storyline, good acting, a passable script, and special effects that don't look like a low end syfy show. Other than that... it's still bad.

The genetics really took to Sarah, didn’t they? Adult SHS is like the perfect 1:1 blend of both parents, as translated by a carnival caricaturist. For the record, this is the most flattering picture I could find, out of the first several pages of Google image search results.

Why does a dude who looks like a coke-dusted nutsack feel like his opinion on how anyone else looks is important?

The complainants can now appeal the decision.

Carlson defended himself on his show last night, telling critics he wasn’t scared of the backlash.

“While we do not advocate boycotts, these same groups never target other broadcasters and operate under a grossly hypocritical double standard given their intolerance to all opposing points of view.”

I didn’t take the idea seriously during the campaign. I knew he couldn’t get Mexico to pay it — that’d be like asking Hurricane Harvey to foot the bill for rebuilding Houston...

As a native Texan, I approve this message.

Wow. And look at this...

Cosby’s lawyers had also previously asked O’Neill to step down because his wife is an advocate for sex abuse victims.

Here in the sovereign nation* of Texas, our state government tried to exclude Planned Parenthood from Medicaid over 6 years ago. When they got slapped down by the Supreme Court, they just made a “new” Women’s Health Program, that, since it doesn’t take any federal money for operations, is able to exclude any provider…

Hey, man! Easy on the Jalopnicizing. Those just Jeep shots. You should slow your roll; you’re like a Sprinter in the first mile of a marathon. 

If nothing else, it would highlight the /value/ of standardized tests. If 45* fails it, then we get to see the administration scramble to change the rules so that their emperor can retain his dignity. He wouldn’t fail, though, because being the emperor means that your thumb is always on the scale... so you can count…

Would have been better to call him out as a senile 90+ year old man, in a wheelchair?

3,4,2,1 please.