tallestdwarf
tallestdwarf
tallestdwarf

Is her political affiliation the reason why Gavin Newsom is her ex-husband? I can’t really fathom being a Democrat married to a shill for the GOP (and especially for Trump).

It’s the Fox News version of “stunning.”

Oh, do tell us why he deserves to be a narcissist. Please regale us with tales of his accomplishments which have made the world a better place. For the love of all that is holy, don’t keep us in suspense. Tell us why Mr. Trump is underappreciated.

Yep, me too. Just making sure I understood you.

He’s playing “Go Fish.” He asks for something, showing his hand. When that thing is not available, he draws. Then he lies about what he has in his hand (i.e., the card he just asked about).

So, he plays Go Fish like a 4 year old.

I wouldn’t mind him winning in the primary, but it would be nice to flip the seat blue.

Take a bow.

So you’re saying the “founding fathers” and original government everyone masturbates to were actually some of the worst examples of humans?

I think his WinGina® is hurt.

There is a fine line between arrogance and stupidity.

But that was before the Information Age, and now he’s just another dotard having to deal with being on-the-record all the time.

Barron will Joffrey up soon. The whole family is tainted. Destroy the poisoned bloodline.

D.C. (and NYC) get unbearably hot in the summertime.

ummm... erm... that’s what she said?

As long as the announcement following the Orange Corpse Gurney Ride isn’t the coronation of one of his sons as next in line.

Outside of the major metros, every state has its share of hicks.

Four paragraphs to play apologist for “legacy,” unfunny jokes. It wasn’t funny then, and it’s not funny now.

Any lawyer who works for Trump should be put on probation, pending review.

He’d not only perjure himself, he’d do it several times per question. The Dipshit in Chief doesn’t know when to stop talking, and typically offers incriminating information without being asked for it.