Ah, you’ve pre-empted me there, buddy! I’m no Gen Xer, but I reckon Rush, while certainly all being dab hands on their instruments, were rubbish. I could take or leave The Police, but Sting’s subsequent stuff was dire.

I’m here to tell you that Rush does, indeed, suck

Also, if you come up with a name you like, Google it with your last name. Try and make sure there isn’t some, like, serial killer (real or fictional) who shares the full name.

A man's gotta poop. And with pooping comes tweeting.

I haven’t seen an article on “best widgets for your home screen” since 2010.

Everybody’s going to Mario or bread, but my old ass immediately thought of George Gobel sitting next to superstars Bob Hope and Dean Martin on the old Carson show and SLAYING them with one line. ‘You ever think the world was a tuxedo and you were a pair of brown shoes?’

^^This.^^ I just had this conversation with my grad student son yesterday. My ex’s family lives several states away, and he’s been pressuring our son to join them for a big Thanksgiving gathering. But none of them have taken social distancing as seriously as they should be— one of his cousins got married in the fall,…

I tried, after covid got my husband in April. His family didn’t believe. His father died this weekend. They’re having a family gathering for the funeral.

Just remind yourself that the Prequels don’t exists. They never did. They never will.

Get this shit on Lifehacker!

Soooo how long after its demise does it become acceptable to display the skeletal remains? Annnnnnd what if it isn’t a dinosaur?

Please don’t release it with that plain square grille Nissan... this took me 10 minutes, I’m sure it can be updated at this stage:

Why would you be sad about the native WatchOS watchfaces when Facer has been available on WatchOS for a few years now? Or does Apple still gimp permissions for 3rd party face making apps in regards to syncing sensors to complications? Between my Samsung and Fossil watches, Facer allows me to design watchfaces and have…

Anyway, what is everyone doing for dinner?  I’m thinking tacos. 

Just to add to your happy feelings - I work in pharma, and this sort of thing happens ALL the time. Most medications/vaccines don’t hit the market for various reasons, not just safety, but when there’s a safety signal in a trial, there’s no “decision making” or anything to be done. There’s a protocol in place before…

4 years later i come up with the best headline of my life

Stop trying to remake good movies. If you have to remake something pick a big name flop and try to make it amazing. You still get all the name recognition and, if you pull it off, you’re going to be remembered for a long time. 

I tried both Gboard and SwiftKey and ran right back to Swype. While it’s been discontinued and will no longer receive updates, until Google actively does something to make it break, it still works just fine and installs right away on every new device. Frankly, I appreciate that it will never receive all the cruft…

I still use Swype, even though it’s no longer supported, simply because it’s easy to suppress a space between words for compound words or to add an 's'. I can't figure out how to do that on the other swipe style boards.