Why, they're all a bunch of blue-collar slobs!

Cell reception in TV and Movie land is ridiculously awful.

Ben Quadrinaros has the ultimate fail in the podrace, he literally just sits there and his frickin' engines exploded at the startling line. I heard he has a lawsuit on his hands.

Freddie Prinze Jr. has subsequently had stints on both "24" and he's doing the voice of a Jedi so I guess that means I'm officially a fan now. Does he have a fanclub mailing list from the early '00s that's still around? Probably something like "iluvfreddie@groups.yahoo.com" or something.

"Tonight's the night… where they make me wear that ****ing wig again."

Fan of both filmmakers, enjoyed both those movies even if they don't entriely recapture the spark of their earlier work, but they're definitely giving me something different and unique, which is all I really want (or, in the case of Sin City, something different and unique yet again, but still…)

WE ARE SEX-BOB-OMB AND WE'RE HERE MAKE YOU FEEL SAD AND THINK ABOUT DEATH AND STUFF!!!

I keep hoping we get a Winter Solider and/or Zola introduced into Agent Carter at some point. You don't even need Sebastian Stan to have Winter Soldier in it, you just need his stunt double!

The Simpsonized TOS end credits was enough of a cromulent ending for me.

I cannot entirely hate this movie because the War Moose impales about half a dozen Orcs and then the elf decapitates them simultaneously. That is not a part in a movie I can actively dislike.

I don't think this is entirely out of bounds of The Simpsons elastic reality. They never resolved the whole "being stuck and drugged on The Island" ending of "The Computer Wore Menace Shoes" over a decade ago. Sure, the episode just wasn't all that funny is the bigger sin but I got a few laughs out of it, mostly…

A freak!

With Skye manifesting her powers, the show has a Bona-fide superhero on the team now! With a superpower that is relatively easy and cheap to show on TV (shake the camera, throw dust and chunks of scenery at actors from off stage). Smart move! Barely costs any dollars! The accounting department must love it!…

Damn straight. Yes, Civil and Infinity War are all well and good but were's the goddamned Nextwave movie?!

I want Samuel L. Jackson to pop up in "The Force Awakens" as an aged, crazed one-handed vagrant living in the lower levels of Courscant that the main characters run by.

"So here he is (Mr. Black!)"

One of my favourite Fresh Prince episode gags ever was the cliffhanger when Will said He was going to stay in Philly with his mom (I think it was a season finale) and the start of the next episode has him being picked up by the "NBC Star Retrieval Unit" who literally throw him into a van and shout happily "Yo, home to…

Stampede of the Disco Elephants to be released in 2015! Signed to Cash Money Records!

Saw it coming.

Ward can never be fully redeemed considering Coulson tore a strip off him to his face listing his crimes and murders and freakin' Simmons said "next time I see you, I'll kill you" as a goodbye. You can't revert to pilot-level "Okay, Ward, you'll be lead on the mission!" "Right, sir!" even if the entire rest of the…