Y'know, I thought I had mono once for an entire year. Turns out I was just really bored.

Not the Antonio Brown come back story I expected.

The reason real he and Ben Roethlisberger didn’t get along was because they were too similar.

Awesome!

This isn’t what the reporters meant when they asked him if Big Ben’s winning ways rubbed off on him.

Steelers fans like him again now

+1 dismissed felony

Not only are they invited, but they’re going whether they want to or not.

Body of an 18 year old.

“Potato” is a shape.

Breaking news: Foles unable to throw football with third arm

There is a bright side, I guess 

And like that, the laughs of a million Steelers fans were suddenly silenced.

Dan Snyder looks like the manager at the grocery store you worked at in high school.

I bet Jerry Remy would also say that you should shield your children from consequences as much as possible because they’ll come around eventually.

+1 hog in the parts bin

The Incredible Machine

That’s a name that rings a bell that knocks over a bowling ball that makes a hamster run on a wheel that powers a conveyor belt that shoots a basketball into a hoop.

Look you keep talking about his losses but all I know is at the end of the night, he finally ended a 7 fight losing streak.

It is not a sport for weak men. He never should have taken all that money if he knew he was just going to run away from the sport, with his tail between his legs, because he got a couple of booboos. Football is for real MEN and not these entitled CHILDREN who want their paychecks without giving it everything they…

It’s gonna be a real shame when OJ murders him for ruining his fantasy team.