Ah yes, the X-Men Legends / Marvel Alliance series. Wasn’t Marvel Alliance 2 a Nintendo exclusive as well or something? I forget now.

In addition to the very correct points about baseball and football already made by @bp, neither a Hockey nor Soccer game stop when the injured player is from the team with the advantage. In this case the game would have stopped under Hockey or Soccer rules, but both sports would have left him writhing on the ground if…

Football stops at the end of the play. Baseball stops at the end of the play. So, this was literally incorrect.

Still color to it. Think more along these lines:

Giving them the benefit of the doubt and assuming they’re just not great at pranks is how I prefer to assess the situation. They’ve got a great track record of community involvement and tasty beers. I’m not looking for reasons to stop patronizing them; instead, I think of this as a scenario that might occur at any…

Don’t pay attention to the worst examples then. Warren, Sanders and Harris all show promise in the upcoming primary I think. Each has their own baggage to get through.

Can we get the nickname LASER RAMÓN going?

Anthony Davis is somewhere scoffing. But just one long continuous scoff. Not multiple scoffs. Just the one scoff, connected in the middle where you think there’d be a break.

We’re all pulling for Virginia to get upset by a 16 seed again, right? Because that was hilarious.

My theory on Colton’s virginity has actually evolved over the course of the season. At the beginning, I assumed he was a deeply closeted gay man, but by the finale, after a thorough examination of all available evidence, I’ve concluded that he’s actually a small boy magically transformed into an adult man - a la Big -…

He is such an idiot.

I played contact sports with boys from age 11 to 16. He 100% did not want to lose to a girl. He’s also a budding misogynist. It’s a broad, disgusting tapestry.

he’s afraid that a girl will beat him

I’m such a Deadspin fanboy that I hate Barstool Sports despite the fact that I’ve never visited their site.

Those goats look a hell of a lot like sheep.

It tastes like the milk after a bowl of sugary cereal. When I was taking care of my cousin’s baby, giving her bottled breast milk her mom had pumped, I’d dump any old bottles from the day before into my coffee for cream. You get over any squeamishness pretty quickly when you’re constantly dealing with it. 

It’s elf season right now down here so sometimes they migrate.

YOU MUST GATHER YOUR PARTY BEFORE VENTURING FORTH

Yeah, I’m pretty sure they can’t go out exploring while on the show. Being around the same people with no phone or books, after a couple weeks she was probably over it.