Whoppers ... I see what you did there.

Donald Trump does lie constantly, consistently, at every opportunity.

Replacing Phil Simms with Romo was such a great move. His commentary is a breath of fresh air compared to everyone else right now. Really wonder when the other networks are going to follow suit and bring in new talent.

I think when Pats got to the first and goal before the fourth TD, there was this beautiful shot of Bradley, and behind him Lynn, just staring at the field with this stunned expression on their face.

Let me speak for all Milwaukee dirtbags when I say I like the part where he hit the guy.

trevor, who cannot tweet about this or me due to my diplomatic immunity, once told me that he pees on his feet in the shower to keep from getting athlete’s foot. also when he was in college he almost failed freshman physics because he kept confusing mass and weight. also trevor once destroyed his pitching hand during…

This is the only thing that could get me to watch this show.... I’m so much more intrigued after your comment than after anything I have read about this show in it’s ENTIRE 23 season history. (Confession: I did watch Trista’s season - was she the first bachelorette? My roomie watched, and i was like, equality! I’ll…

I fucking called it!

+ 0 vaccinations.

I don’t see anything wrong with that--looks like a lovely day! /Canadian

Lance Stephenson pushed his girlfriend down a flight of stairs and smashed her head into the bottom stair because she wouldn’t answer her phone on girls-night-out. Fuck Lance Stephenson and the bullshit whimsical personality narrative he’s been gifted.

I thought he looked a little riff around the edges.

When it comes to Westbrook, people always fret too much. 

A few nice picks, too.

I watched the game. Westbrook had a treble-double.

2019 sports beef is off to a tremendous start.

Fitz was better, and other than Kurt Warner, never had a decent QB.

*than

Big Ben still doesn’t like hearing no, I guess. 

Hue Jackson has a good shot of picking up in Cincinnati where he left off.