DONE.

The colors are clearly messed up, but I think those are Red Sox counties (based on the WSJ article).

How about "Redskins?"

Look. I’m not even across the board anti a non-American Indian Tiger Lily. Taking Indians described as such out of Peter Pan is probably a good thing, since their inclusion basically speaks to an actual (if offensively inspecific) people as fantasy creatures (on par with mermaids and pixies). (Though, of course,…

I think I heard that they're not making either of the sequels unfortunately. It had something to do with not making enough money or actors and directors hating each other or some nonsense.

There is absolutely nothing wrong with The Tam.

Yeah, those are not awesome tattoos.

i was thinking the same thing! like, do you think big bird has just his top part on and there is just the snuffalupagus head?

The St. Paul Tribune reported the coach was popped by pop; the Atlanta Journal-Constitution claimed he was conked by Coke; the Melbourne Herald Sun declared he was socked with a soft drink; and the New York Post said he was assaulted by a dark-skinned youth wielding a knife.

If you straighten out the paperclip, and stick it in the tiny hole on the West side of FirstEnergy Stadium, it will reset the Browns and they can start from scratch.

Ooh I have a thing for this!

I thought that quote was awkward because she was about to say, "...so I could just be really excited to be here and not worry as much about whether this is the right guy for me," and she realized she'd be describing all of her castmates and calling them dumb on TV. So she just bailed on it mid-sentence.

This is always a hazard when you walk around at everyone's fart level.

I cannot believe Tzatziki isn't winning against fucking Ranch. Sort your shit out, people!

It's not even something to speculate about. They have STATED CLEARLY on multiple occasions that they do. They're openly "monogamish," to borrow a term from Dan Savage. I do not understand why this is "news."

Raise your hand if you think this article or one like it should obviously have been written and any self-referential "I saw this coming" bullshit is irrelevant and counterproductive. Duh, black guy gets called "nigger" by like half the civilized world, of course the black writer on perhaps the premiere online sports…

Maybe we should elect him mayor.

did the Browns really have to put team HQ next to some kind of abandoned box factory?