Full attribution: the argument belongs to the honorable judge John Hodgeman. Just so you know who you’re effing with.

A hotdog is not a sandwich because you wouldn’t ever cut it in half.

John Hodgeman has settled this: a hotdog is not a sandwich, because no reasonable person would cut it in half.

Oh, totally agree, that’s part of why i’m actually interested in seeing this as a movie - you’d be able to explore a complex and contradictory situation.

Isn’t there a middle ground between humor and revulsion? I read it and found it compelling, and received the author’s humor at the situation, but also understood the real, substantial awfulness of everything that (apparently) went down.

^^^This.

Holy shit, this is ... awful. Like, really ... REALLY ... awful...

The .5 is flawless. Great paper feel, consistent ink, and the click is SO GODDAMN GOOD.

The .5 is flawless. Great paper feel, consistent ink, and the click is SO GODDAMN GOOD.

I’d feel really bad if i just ruined her tattoo for her...

So...

So... I know websites are bottomless buckets of need for new content... but you know that thing, where something only bothers you if you let it seem important enough to attract your attention in the first place?

So do a little research before you start gallivanting around, handing your car to questionable valets while your trunk is packed with priceless treasure.

These shitstains do. not. matter. Let’s stop giving them press.

...I don’t think you understand what “fan” means. “How dare these assholes like and talk about the team they root for.”

So...They’re only trying this hard to cover, right?

So, I think there actually is an answer to this, and you’re not gonna like it: it’s the Patriot Way. The Patriot Way (god, even i find that gross to say) isn’t about cheating per se, but it is about preparation: it’s about being obsessively diligent about your preparation in every aspect to maximize your chances of…

Yeah, dude, I’m a Pats fan, but we were definitely cheating. It’s bullshit do-nothing cheating, sure. It’s not even rosin on the baseball, it’s watering the basepaths or stealing signs.

A crepe is not a sandwich.