RIGHT! Because whenever do other products use sex to gratuitously sell their products?!? When?? Never happens! Amirite?

ugh, she’s so beautiful

My aunt Bonnie’s second wedding was a small affair in Lake Tahoe. Her cake was from a chain grocery store, which, since it was located Tahoe, did regular wedding cake business and had a pretty large bakery section. My aunt’s fiancé, Steve, picked up the cake the morning of the wedding and came back to the cabin we…

I wanted a 3 tier square shape, small and simple. My ex husbands mother claimed to be the cake boss of the rural south and “could whip that up easy peasy.” She kept me up to date on cake progress and everything she was super stoked, and I bought the hype. Come the day of our wedding (April fools day actually) we get…

The worst thing about “dad bod” is the missed opportunity to call it a “father figure”

I tried to conjure Biggie Smalls.

Uhmmm I think the idea of bracelets that synchronize with music sounds like an AWESOME idea, even without them saving lives. I want one.

Well then she’s too old.

For $7.5 million I’ll gaze at my own navel for days.

Wow, can we have a standing ovation for puberty here? Well done, puberty, well done.

As I said below, I don’t think she disapproves, just that she has a parental or familial view of these kids and it’s difficult for her to see.

STOP SLUT SHAMING HIM JK ROWLING! HE SHOULD BE ABLE TO PARADE HIS SEXY BODY ANYWHERE. FOR FEMINISM!*

This is why Ginny went with him to the Yule Ball!

See, for me it’s the Japanese dad breaking down.

He is just SO beautiful. I...goodness me. I need to fetch my smelling salts.

yup.

Seriously, good on him. Side note: the writer in that story pisses me off. Standing by and doing nothing while you watch people get bullied is really shitty. It isn’t that hard to stand up to someone who is being an asshole and it makes all the difference to person who is getting bullied. This guy had some power so he…