Thanks!! Seriously, I liked the girl and she was super cute, but I was sooooooo proud of him at that moment. He chose brains over looks. I did it, you guys!

My mother was a SAHM. She told me that I should work for as long as I can b/c in her words “it’s better for you, better for the kids.” I think she was bored and frustrated once the kids came and urged me make different choices. I work full time b/c I don’t have a choice. I feel less guilty now that my daughter is a…

Two things:

I am anti death penalty anyway, but the title of the onion article is why I think it is especially dumb in this case.

I read it on one of those skeevy articles the other day. I guess the clip from the movie he was promoting in his TDS interview was unacceptable to him, and he made each and every person aware of just how atrocious they were for running that clip. Needless to say, it was Hugh’s people that sent the clip. From a Gawker…

I got one about the time my uncle was a dick to a celebrity! My uncle was doing computer shit in Olivier Sarkozy’s office. He noticed a picture in Sarkozy’s office and told him his daughter looked like one of the Olsen twins.

I actually would really like to meet Sean Connery. Back in like the 1950s he barehandedly broke the arm of some mobster who was dating and abusing Lana Turner when she was making a film with Sean Connery. Guy showed up on set and got his ass kicked.

Outstanding. I bet that still plagues Kanye’s nightmares. You are my hero.

I have multiple stories. Having worked at a film festival, I met quite a few. These are some of my best stories:

My friend’s father is in the Orchestra in our city and 30+ years ago Mr. Rogers did some sort of performance with them. My friend had been losing her mind that she was going to meet Mr. Rogers but got sick at the last minute and had to stay home. After the performance her dad explained that his daughter had been…

Nice! We go every year, and to the one in March too. My fave story is the Patrick Stewart one...when he was signing our pic my husband asked him if he was going to use his mind powers to make all my clothes fall off, and i’d try to cover up but he’d have already seen everything (watch his episode of Extras, and you’ll…

the general consensus on Jezebel is that smokers are worse than scientologists

I went to St Andrews too! Lots of Dunhill stories.

made a burner account cos i had to tell this story:

a couple of years ago, a friend and i were WASTED at a bar for some coworker of hers’ birthday party. i didn’t know the person whose party it was (like i said, we were hammered), but we did manage to enough to notice kanye west and jay z among the attendees. the…

I have a story about Travis Barker and Shanna Moakler being assholes to me, but it’s not interesting and neither are they.

Oh crap...of course it is. :)

I feel like I haven’t even heard any negative ones from people I know, either. For instance, a bunch of people I know recently spent the day with Lucy Hale from Pretty Little Liars, and said she was basically an angel sent straight from heaven. Just the loveliest woman. I like those stories, but I want to hear awful…

One time I was flying from JFK to SFO, with a layover in Phoenix and saw Flavor Flav waiting at our gate. We went over and talked to him, he showed us the bag of clocks he keeps in Target bags with the rest of his Target bag luggage, and took a photo with us. He sat behind us on the plane (in coach) and yelled…

So this isn’t really the celebrity being a dick, but I love this story. When I was studying abroad in Spain in 2007, Superbad had just come out the summer before, and it was opening in Spain in October. McLovin and Jonah Hill were at a club that my friend and I were going to for her birthday; we were leaving for…

My uncle was a limo driver in the 70’s-80’s and they didn’t have cells back then of course, so when he was late picking up a job at the airport, the person called my grandma’s house to see where he was, my uncle was living with her. She told they guy my uncle had left already and would be there shortly. Aparently the…