OMG. Mariah is like my friend in high school who refused to buy Tommy Hilfiger pants because she was a size larger in them (instead of her usual 4), and REFUSED to wear a size larger.

I’m glad I’m not the only person who the not-so-subliminal messaging of Mad Men has impacted their booze consumption.

I’m super sad about this. I’m from MA, and I know that my state is overwhelmingly against the death penalty, and even overwhelmingly against the death penalty for Tsarnaev, specifically. We should not be in the business of executing people. I don’t believe that counts as justice.

The only appropriate GIF. I cannot even.

If it ain’t got Jeff Goldblum, I ain’t watching.

This isn’t even a little bit outrageous! No Misfits and no Synergy? Fuck that, I’m just going to watch the reruns on Netflix.

Kara, I’ll thank you kindly not to report such blatant lies like this:

Couldn’t happen to a nicer guy.

I always got scared for the poor cat. ‘Leave her alone! She doesn’t want you, you’re scaring her!’ It was like a mini lesson in stranger danger when i was 5.

Yeah, I noticed that, too.

I would love it if posts like this included information like how to donate or get involved. This type of thing is awesome and I would love to help.

Can you just imagine though? Rachael Ray and Jay Z, secret celebrity couple. I’m into it.

what is this i dont even

I'm a 33 year old man and I want to be her before I grow up.

Later that night

If she stripped down to sexy lingerie I’d be with you, but I appreciate her showing how the sausage gets made. Even the slimmest celebs are spanxed to the gills under their beautiful outfits and nude spandex is not flattering!

thank you. The jokey response I had to click doesn’t nearly encompass the level of revulsion I feel.

I think the “fun to ride” might be giving him too much credit. He strikes me as someone that would expect you to just be happy to bang him and doesn’t feel like he really has to work at it.

yes! and the entire Packers offensive line

Clay Matthews!