There’s an NBA franchise in Charlotte? I will write that down.

“...extra bonus points should be given for continuing your routine in total darkness.”

But is Shiloni truly an innocent bystander who really just stumbled across the burger, or is he in on the gag?

Should have stuck to the rivers and the lakes that they used to

In fairness, Allen did put both his hands up in the air, which is the universal sign for “I didn’t do anything! No, I sure didn’t. I was just minding my own business. Why are you even looking at me like that? You’re making me feel like I did something wrong! Hey, I’m the victim here!” So it seems open and shut that…

Why does this all feel like a late ‘80s/early ‘90s teen comedy about a tight-knit group of outsidery friends that face a dilemma when one member of the group gets invited to hang out with/date the cool kids and ditches his old dorky buddies, only to realize life being popular isn’t what it was made out to be, and…

Man, Dan Gilbert is that guy who never updated from Word 97.

Yes.  Nice Backroom shot (see what I did there) at 1:41.

LebronWatch:

Um of course he’s not gonna say anything bad about Stalin, the guy’s right there!

OneNote that I take away from all of this is, the Outlook is not good for Cleveland.

Is Teddy Cyclops again?

Sneak peek at Cleveland’s presentation.

Maybe Kyrgios was being a real wanker, and he’s been known to be a jerk on the court especially when he’s jacked up. What was tugging at him, I don’t know, but he’s going to have a hard time wiggling his way out of this, and 15k ain’t nothing worth shaking a stick at.

So is her face a sandwich?

“It’s all fucking games.” 

dude, really? crossfit doesn’t mean you gotta try to fit yourself up on a cross, ya know.

I don’t watch Rick&Morty so I don’t understand what you just said.

This is like a recovering coke addict talking to a heroin addict. Yeah, we both had a problem, but you were down a much worse path in life.