Yeah, this is about as insightful a comment as I’d expect from somebody who calls themself “Hououin Kyouma.”

lol weebs

Don’t you all have phones?

Not bad. You held it together for 4 whole sentences before you let your inner child out. Might have been able to make a salient point ... but no, you had to go to childish insults, which just totally cut the legs off from anything else you might have said.

Hi Seth! 

Remember those halcyon days of late 2020 when everyone thought we’d never go back to an office again? Like these giant corporations would just let these multimillion dollar office buildings languish in the sun until nature overcame them, as we all basked in the glory of remote working? Those were the days...

Now let’s hear your dating dos and don’ts!

Can I get a translation of that translation?

I need to constantly remind myself that this is an Amazon game, because everything about it feels like an MMO someone ordered from Wish.com ...

Finally, a video that belongs on Deadspin.

You’d think Johnson would’ve learned to live with his aides by now.

And I’d bet money that your lumpy, ding dong eatin, potato shaped ass couldn’t pick his own tic tac sized Johnson out a line up cause you haven’t seen it since you played “I’ll show u mine if you show me your with your sister” the summer before 9th grade🤫 She take the clippers to that Uncle Jesse Mullett she had goin…

“P.S.: Can you loan me $20?" 

DayZ, in a comment:

I thought the headline said:

Pictured:  Back problems, brain problems.

Gotta give him credit though, he destroyed his legacy in under 30 minutes.

The pizza dominoes quickly started to fall:

There’s an NBA franchise in Charlotte? I will write that down.

“...extra bonus points should be given for continuing your routine in total darkness.”