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JR would be so far up in the clouds, no one would be able to touch him.

“JR Smith que pasa???” 

The saddest part is that he will be able to recall each of these moments perfectly for the rest of his life. Meanwhile J.R. Smith can’t remember the score for more than three seconds.

Maybe someone could check his Collar ID.

Seems like as good a time as any for this classic

okay smart guy - why do they call it ‘horse’ power?

It’s 10:59 AM right now and I’ve been thinking about lunch for two hours.

That’s like every Dunkin Donuts in New England after 10 p.m.

“Horton, Here’s a Poo!”

“The shitters are getting bolder” is a phrase I never thought would pass through my mind, yet here we are.

the ’Tics played smarter

Two things:

Exactly how high are you right now?

So here’s the problem with Kinja. AlmightyHamSandwich selflessly provided the setup, and Norm Charlatan delivered the punchline, which is great. But Norm gets all the stars and AHS gets far fewer. By all means, people, give Norm a star, but don’t forget the other half of the comic duo!

God bless Marlins Man and his cohort for doing the thing every Marlins fan wanted to do but couldn’t.

I thought the gender reveal party didn’t happen until at least second base, maybe even third.