This fucking dipshit is an approved commenter, and I’m not.

You sound like you could go for some potato salad.

what the fuck is Ainge waiting on?

One time I got 38 likes, 16 retweets and 7 comments. I was pretty stoked because i’m pathetic.

I doubt they had trouble learning the concepts of the offense, but it was dealing with bullshit from Phil about “align your body’s chakras” and “if you become an Herbalife distributor, you can have others make money for you” that they had trouble with.

Is that you, Progressive Liberal?

“Emptying the tanks” was my favorite part of the commentary, because the poop wasn’t yet known. Hilarity ensues.

She left it all out there in the ring.

Maybe don’t bother us with your shitty comments then?

How ‘bout a bill that requires classes teaching police how to interact with kids?

You know how there’s a kid in high school that draws a cartoon of Bugs Bunny suckling from the teet of a cow, and the cow has a dollar sign on it, and then the kid is like, “MY ART IS SOCIAL COMMENTARY!”

That’s basically Banksy. It’s very surface level social commentary that feels more like the graffiti equivalent of a…

Former Bulls fan checking in. I turned off ESPN at around the 7th pick and picked up a new habit called “binge drinking.” Then I flipped on a wonderful English film called “Attack the Block” and followed that up with the first episode of the Prison Break revival on FOX. The latter was dreadful, but at least it helped…

I honestly got 2/3rds of the way through this thinking there was some buildup to a joke. No, you really are that cartoonish.

Lebron absolutely started the superteam.

I don’t get it

I for one will be disappointed if Golden State chooses not to go to Washington. Opportunities like this come along once in a lifetime, if that. I think the Warriors, provided they receive an invitation, had better think long and hard about how to respond. It is a personal meeting with the Goddamn President of the…

Fuck Ted Cruz.

I thought you were going to say “I knew it was going to be terrible and badly directed”