Man, if only some Asian pimp would pay me $100 to do freaky stuff with my feet. My feet are cute, despite the webbed toe separation surgery!

They're so cute you want to punch a wall. But Genevieve schooled the fam on Judaism and made them comfortable with her religion, so that's a plus. I'm team Genevieve!

I agree. I'm not a Henry fan, and I don't trust him as far as I can throw him. Lucy can chew him up and spit him out as far as I'm concerned.

There are things I love about her and things that confuse me. She is smart as a whip and I love that she wants to become a doctor. However, she is an enabler, and I was on board with Thack dissolving their relationship at the beginning of the season because she is SO BAD for him. She shot cocaine into his dick in the…

Kind of like the sarcastic theory that Ben Carson performed brain surgery on himself and failed? Yeah, I'd love to see that. But after removing his colon, how did the guy shit? Did they have colostomy bags back in 1901?

Exactly. Bertie's like a little baby bunny and Lucy is a hawk who eats baby bunnies for a snack.

I was wondering that about Dr. Cotton! Maybe Eleanor invited him over under the guise of kindness to exact some revenge for ripping her fucking teeth out.

I agree. I also like Bertie with Genevieve- they're cute together and they seem to be on equal footing intellectually. I've been really thrown by Lucy's behavior ever since her father showed up and smacked her around for having sex.

Amazing episode. Ugh, Dr. Cotton is such a fucking creepy nutbag. Did he actually get sick, or was he feigning illness to get away from Gallinger's death glares? And I highly doubt Gallinger will be jumping into impregnating his wife, now that he's high on the eugenics train and she's a mental defective that killed a…

They are pretty cool. I always have a good time with them.

Right? It's just not a good situation AT ALL. I keep hearing people saying "Durr, there are a lot of military-aged male refugees, why aren't they fighting for Syria?" Because there's no good faction to fight for, you fucking moron. There is NOTHING. This isn't a situation like the Union vs. Confederates, or the Axis…

For the Wii U? I love that game. I even sprung for the DLC, and it was worth it.

I couldn't sleep at all a few night ago, so I stayed up watching a bunch of old Warner Brothers cartoons. The one I cannot get out of my mind is The Big Snooze. You know, the one where Elmer rips up his contract and Bugs inserts himself into Elmer's dreams, and then forces a dress onto him and he gets chased after by…

Absolutely. There are films that have made a long-term impact in my life, as well as concerts, and I wouldn't have gone into stand-up comedy had I not seen Mitch Hedberg live four months before he passed away.

I laid it out up there, but I'll post it again. I'm getting together with my parents for our Reject's Thanksgiving, and we're all wearing pajamas. We're eating chicken instead of turkey, because we kind of hate turkey. I swear that birds are like avocados: the larger they get, the less flavorful they become. I am…

It's hard to stay and fight when there's no good side to stay and fight on. That's what people don't understand. Both sides are objectively terrible. They're not being pussies for running from Syria, they are refusing to fight in an unjust war where both sides are wrong. And if they stay, they are facing certain…

Cosigned. Fuck it all man. My heart has been broken due to this shit. Luckily, my dad's friends are okay, but over a hundred people are dead, and hundreds more wounded. It brought me back to when my dad was stationed overseas with the military. We'd hear that something happened near his base and we wouldn't get a call…

We are doing the Rejects Thanksgiving again this year. The extended family keeps going to this winery an hour and a half away for a buffet meal, then coming home to cook a turkey for leftovers. We say "fuck that noise", and me, my better half and my parents get together in our PJs, eat chicken, spicy sausage stuffing,…

I Never Cry- Alice Cooper
Diamond Dogs- David Bowie
Border Song- Elton John
Nobody's Child- ELO
Things to Do in Denver When You're Dead- Warren Zevon
YYZ- Rush
Sheep- Pink Floyd
Go to the Mirror- The Who
Lucille Has Messed My Mind Up- Frank Zappa

What an amazing episode. I was so tense, despite there not being much "action". Finding out Karl is a public defender was hilarious, but also kinda makes sense. And poor Noreen! An emancipated minor with no one but Betsy to care for her. I am glad Hank made it through relatively unscathed and can't wait for Hanzee to…