Goodass sportsmom.

This makes me so jealous. My mom only interrupts me with updates on her fibromyalgia and birthday wishes for the wrong grandchild.

It will be interesting to see how they do against the Warriors machine.

I’ve been trying to write a Bigfoot feature for like six years I swear to God.

What idiot called it an astronaut quarterback commencing hostilities on the lunar surface and not war-on-moon?

Nothing better than setting it to easy and creating an unstoppable dynasty at Tulsa or Akron.