It’s an opportunity small schools dream of.

As long as I can watch Von air-hump the shit out of everyone every week I don’t give a fuck if we go 2-14.

I can’t relate to “what if this happened to me?” I can only relate via my relationship with women. I have never been sexually or physically victimized and have little chance of it ever happening to me. So I’m trying to sympathize as best I can.

I wish men would stop saying this. We don’t have value because of our relationships with men - we are people with worth no matter whether we’re related to you or not. Instead of thinking, “what if this happened to my wife/sister/mother/daughter” try thinking “what if this happened to me.” Because that is what we think…

I can’t think of a big enough punishment for this kind of crime. I am a son, brother, husband, and father to the women and girls in my life. I can't even imagine one of them having to go through something so heinous.

Jim Cooke is perpetually swamped with work, and to prepare for the possibility that he couldn’t finish the plaques, I drew some. Jim’s are obviously much better.

The loss of KD hurts, but the Thunder finally addressed some of their issues. Oladipo solves their their perennial 2-guard problem in that he can BOTH defend and get buckets. His iffy 3-point shooting is something to work on, but it’s not like he’s worse than Roberson (current 2-guard) in that respect. Adams is a pick…

Oladipo and adams are max players, and adams might be an all star. Bleak is pre heat lebron cavs. Bleak is mcgrady orlando and garnett is minesota.

During my job interview, my boss asked me if I had experience using Excel. I told him that I excelled in it and got a little chuckle out of him. I have no clue what the fuck I’m doing on Excel, but no one has noticed for 8 years.

• Athletes with facial hair are less effective than they would be if they were hairless.
  

I believe that Russell Westbrook is a better and more exciting player than Steph Curry.

The Wave is fun.

Diana. I remember my mom watching that funeral all fucking day after seeing on the news that she died a few days before and having no idea who she even was much less why everyone was so enthralled...

(Broncos fan) I don't think Plummer was as good as Peyton, but, I did have a much more vested interest in watching Plummer/Shanny than Manning/Fox/Kubiak. Something about Plummer's play-style was extremely exciting.

Jake Plummer > Peyton Manning (from a Broncos fan).

Let’s see...

I have the same thoughts about wine, too. Increasingly, alcohol in general.

It’s just as satisfying to shit talk a cheetah whether you have kids or not.

There’s absolutely nothing wrong with going to the zoo as an adult with no kids. Anyone who says otherwise is a communist.

Eh, I mean, the Warriors outscored the Thunder in those games, which tends to be a more reliable indicator of which team did basketball better.