What kind of little boy has a tea set?

I don’t like to be binary about people either Gwyneth... you’re a complete ass hat and I’m done with your BS. Uncoupling activate!

Agreed with all your suggestions but.. aren’t all games are fun to play while stoned? I agree you play better at some of the more complicated games while sober (debatable) I think all games can be “enhanced.” Weed is my adult Game Genie.

Totally unrelated: The stock photo at the top of the article looks like Derek Waters from Drunk History.

G H O S T them! IT’s always worked for me! There’s no closure BUT there’s no more drama. Instant fix. Plus if they’re truly god-awful people, they don’t deserve an minute more of your time. Life’s too short to have to explain to everyone, why you don’t exactly like them.

Sex with Mother

Wait, so the Predators bring Critters and Stuff to Earth for a big ska concert and the humans and hybrids have to team up so that they all get laid by graduation night? That sounds fucking amazing.

Its interesting to see how well researched the film was! The whole dancing yourself to death, the “blood angel” that poor Englishman endured, as well as Vikings and their history of wearing ppls skins. It was horrifying to watch but historically accurate! Ah, good film making, you never cease to amaze.

Same! I saw him in Election afterwards and thought, “the skies the limit for this guy.” Whoops

You can dismantle the bitcoin weapon and get your coin back to use on another weapon you’d like to fashion FYI

Waiting for 45 to misinterpret this and start tweeting about new sanctions against Cuba

Gasp! He d-d-died?! Guess next you’ll be telling me Darth Vader is Leia’s father or something ;)

Um, where do I sign up to be one of her umbrella men? 

That is some of my fetish shit right there

Thats some Count of Monte Cristo shit

It actually DOES link it to Uplay but you get Steam hours/ Steam Achievements if they mean anything to ya ;)

My God... did Han and a T-Rex get combined somehow? Those tiny hands!

Ranch dip and veggies! So good and kinda healthy! You’re right about that crispiness, so gratifying.

Love these ideas, heres one of mine from college (no judgment please):

Up and Adam!