This is for the best. The film is a classic, let it rest in piece. Plus Burton post Planet o’ da Apes is pretty terry.. and I’m not talkin Teri Garr or terry cloth!

So, time to dish on the “spy.” I heard he’s having/has been having an affair with a well known British socialite. Kate is trapped (because of course) and Harry hates him for it (having grown up in a family torn apart by Charles’s infidelities). The tabloids just come up with “Megan feuding” stories and focus on Kate…

I came looking for gifs of Bart vs Todd... I am... disappointed. 

Carnivale was the only letter I wrote to a channel asking them to reverse course. I heard there were going to be comics once upon a time... guess that didn’t pan out

The hoopleheads down there at HBO finally did it. Christ on a cracker (with some canned peaches) I’m fucking excited... fuck!

Are there stairs in your house?

Immediately thought of this

haha ok me from high school ;)

* Was manufactured in a facility that processes horse meatballs

* Was manufactured in a facility that processes horse meatballs

* Was manufactured in a facility that processes horse meatballs

Feanor, gimme Feanor. That tale is so epic and involves the silmarils.... Galadriel is hangin’ out there too. Its good stuff that is so ready for a platform like this.

Heh I hear ya, at least construction pays well. Sometimes the wait staff shares tips with back of house... sometimes

I’d love for the new movie to gracefully combine the old and the new into something great so that we finally come together on this.

I wasn’t pushing you away, I was pulling me toward myself

Does anybody else remember the summer of Dick Ass-mania on The Late Show with David Letterman?

Bezos looks like what happens when you put Capt. Picard in the microwave for 15 secs

Oh, Spade, why did you put Farley in charge of the bees?

Indentured servants.

Excelsior!