Waiting for 45 to misinterpret this and start tweeting about new sanctions against Cuba

Gasp! He d-d-died?! Guess next you’ll be telling me Darth Vader is Leia’s father or something ;)

Um, where do I sign up to be one of her umbrella men? 

That is some of my fetish shit right there

Thats some Count of Monte Cristo shit

It actually DOES link it to Uplay but you get Steam hours/ Steam Achievements if they mean anything to ya ;)

Ranch dip and veggies! So good and kinda healthy! You’re right about that crispiness, so gratifying.

Love these ideas, heres one of mine from college (no judgment please):

So, time to dish on the “spy.” I heard he’s having/has been having an affair with a well known British socialite. Kate is trapped (because of course) and Harry hates him for it (having grown up in a family torn apart by Charles’s infidelities). The tabloids just come up with “Megan feuding” stories and focus on Kate…

I came looking for gifs of Bart vs Todd... I am... disappointed. 

Carnivale was the only letter I wrote to a channel asking them to reverse course. I heard there were going to be comics once upon a time... guess that didn’t pan out

The hoopleheads down there at HBO finally did it. Christ on a cracker (with some canned peaches) I’m fucking excited... fuck!

Are there stairs in your house?

Immediately thought of this

haha ok me from high school ;)

* Was manufactured in a facility that processes horse meatballs

* Was manufactured in a facility that processes horse meatballs

* Was manufactured in a facility that processes horse meatballs

Heh I hear ya, at least construction pays well. Sometimes the wait staff shares tips with back of house... sometimes

I wasn’t pushing you away, I was pulling me toward myself