Does anybody else remember the summer of Dick Ass-mania on The Late Show with David Letterman?

Bezos looks like what happens when you put Capt. Picard in the microwave for 15 secs

Oh, Spade, why did you put Farley in charge of the bees?

Indentured servants.

In Russia porn watches YOU!

Not sure if I’m in the minority here but KH is so overly complicated at this point I don’t want to play anymore.

You’re doing God’s work here Allison, thx for this lol

I had a pony!

Give me a Greyjoy pair of kicks and you can take my money. All the others are trash. TRASH I say!

wait... what? Seriously! So, Bruce went back in time and shot Darkseid when he got back to the present because of all the energy he accumulated over time? Where can I soak up this info plz Laserface1242?

.. or pop a zit? haha I mean its gross but it works... (barf)

“Im a great fan of the millennials.”

Travis Scott looking fly in a traditional Galactic Imperial Officer Uniform

Looking forward to The Aristocats and The Rescuers live remakes...

Ugh what a loss!

So, this is all cold fast food, right? Im thinking they just left it out, cold fries, cold fish filet, very yum bro

Randall, the way you opened this story is amazing and I love you for it.

lol understandable... just paid off the entire police force, even the by-the-book detectives. Thx again for the heads up, those hours flew by!

ummm, thanks for this! This will make the last 4 hrs of my work week flyby. Already bought goatee upgrade, would cook (and will) again 5/5

I always assumed I was allergic. Id get crippling migraines and my stomach would heave. For years I was under the impression I was super allergic to it. Flash forward to 3 months ago: I was informed by my doctor that I’m one of the few that should watch out for it but for a different reason. I was diagnosed with a…