Shut the fuck up, you moron. Cool, you drugs. No one cares. If you kill to people while high on them, you’re an asshole.

This reminds me of many decisions I made between the ages of 16 and 25, including my first marriage.

You’ve outwitted me so hard my head is spinning. Let’s just agree to disagree and shake hands via the internet. 👋

There's no surprising you...always on point!

That was brief. I was hoping for three more paragraphs of your time.

The amount of time and energy you’re spending on this is flattering.

The epitome of myopic☝️

Because the rest of these posts aren't myopic at all!

They hate us cause they ain't us.