my swag coalesced into a sentient being and walked the earth. inevitably, the world would turn its scorn against my swag-son, and destroy him completely. but lo, from his ashy waste would rise a burning phoenix of enlightenment to cover the planet and wrap the whole of humanity its warm, loving embrace.

my swag coalesced into a sentient being and walked the earth. inevitably, the world would turn its scorn against my…