This whole thing wouldn't have blown up on McDowell if he had just insisted that the thumb-to-forefinger circle represented something other than an asshole; for instance, he could have said it was a batting doughnut, or one of the many orifices of a Miley Cyrus sex doll.

Royalty, in modern times, is something perpetuated by those who didn't actually make those great, conquering achievements ...

It is with regret that my tackle resulted in the injury of Steve and I am deeply sorry to Steve and all those impacted by his injury.

Awesome. Not sure if you can see this, but thanks!

He can say or do whatever he wants. In this room, [he] is the ———- chief, the ———- boss.

Player's attribute the turnaround to Francona's strict instructions laid out in a meeting after the team fell to 2-9: "Don't Look Back"

Things are coming to a head in Flushing

/ Watches video

After learning that Carmen Sandiego spends a considerable amount of her off time on the links, the local P.D. set a clever trap ...

Wow - I haven't seen a guy from Boston flip someone off since ... 30 minutes ago when a that 1999 Ford Explorer with Mass. plates cut in front of me and flipped me off.

My Cat "God dammit it's just a laser! You can't apprehend and eat it!"