Maybe the “Clinton advisor” should direct his anger at Anthony Weiner & James Comey?

I think you can pay money to the stasi and get pre-abused to get around the socks and nads grab party. TSA precheck, or some game.

Airlines keep doing it because studies have shown again and again that people want to pay the least amount possible for a plane ticket.

Public: We hate flying in these smaller seats with less room everywhere and all these ridiculous regulations on bags and miles and seating and food and...well, everything. Flying is just too restricted now.

United: Sure, uh-huh, yeah you said a bunch of words, but have you thought about how much you will enjoy a MORE…

Carl, Butter Expert: If you can pick up ghee, you can make the wicks in about.. the time it takes to melt ghee, dip the wicks, and cool them. An hour, maybe?

Carl, Former Restaurant/Catering Professional: Paraffin wax is non-toxic, so you have no concerns about poisoning guests. Additionally, butter maintains a liquid…

How about when you reach the gate, they club you over the head with a blackjack then they stack you like cordwood, bound and gagged, until you reach your destination. Then, for a small fee, they revive you with smelling salts.

But it feels like a long shot at best and sadly, nothing more.

What’s especially useful about you guys is that you make it so easy to spot you.

Can you just not click on the articles and instead shut the fuck up?

You do realize you don’t have to click or read them right?

nah

I am a cisgendered heterosexual white male. I have nothing to lose in a Trump America.

My dad just posted on my fb wall, cheer up, have a good day at work (I live in England so it’s morning for me), life will go on <3

Fuckity fuck fuck fuck. I thought Brexit was Bad.....but turns it out it was just the warm up act. I look forward to seeing George A Romero’s vision coming true. The Zombie Apocolypse can’t come quickly enough.

To CNN for hiring those fucktit douchebag racist fuckfaces to defend Trump:

To the 55M who thought Trump was a good idea...

Support thread for anyone who is FUCK YOU EVERYONE fuck you FUCK you fuckity fuckity fucckkkkkkkk shit ass tits shit ass dick fuck FUCK...right now.

They would have anyway

Oh, for fuck’s sake.