...except agriculture yields a commodity, a product... that provides a purpose, meets a need.... how dumb are people to continually compare this to using water for green lawns and infinity pools?

And here I am losing my much-needed and very cherished eyesight to a degenerative condition. Fuck the lunatics that people this mudball of a planet. I swear...just burn and salt the whole thing already. ヽ( ಠ_ಠ)ノ

she went out and appropriated a disability.

Sometimes, when I’m driving to work, I think that I’d rather have a disabling accident than live through another week of bullshit. Not the same thing? Okay, I have nothing to offer here. Bless it, as we say here.

I’m really hoping she’s lying about that part...

White people, y’all gotta stop with this shit. Being oppressed and marginalized is NOT the business.

“Stiffing him by taking the 20 percent off is exactly what he deserved.”

I’m hoping this isn’t a real question but the responses have surprised me. Yes, as this article has mentioned, there are intersections between the Philippinx and Chicanx and Latinx communities (x denotes the gender neutral form of these words). We were both closely tied during the grape strike and the ChiLat community…

...Since forever? Not part of Latin America. A tiny portion of the population have Spanish ancenstry, but Filipinos are generally considered to be Asian/Pacific Islander.

The Philippines aren't in Latin America and they speak Tagalog, not Spanish.

A new meme has emerged! I’ve been waiting for this day!

I will star any and all Terry Pratchett-related comments.

She proceeds to explain to him that only a hamburger contains meat, and that a cheeseburger is vegetarian. She says she knows this because she has been to McDonald’s in London literally *hundreds* of times in the last few years, and that a cheeseburger is always vegetarian when she orders one!

PINKHAM’S LAW!!! DING DING DING! We have a winner!

The ingenious waitress’ name has been lost to history, but the Legend of The Waitress With The World’s Driest Sense Of Humor is still whispered to this very day.

The Reuben one reminded me of a story Terry Pratchett told. He said that one jet-lagged evening he accidently asked for Three Mile Island dressing for his salad. The waitress didn’t say a word, just brought him Thousand Island dressing and a bottle of hot sauce.

I have it on very good authority from Strawberry Shortcake that Blueberry Muffin’s vagina* does, in fact, taste like blueberry.

Okay, boys, make sure you do this in as chickenshit a manner as possible. You hit him while his back is turned, then you hit him while he’s down.

You know, a weird thought just occurred to me: maybe, and hear me out on this one, but maybe they take high school football too seriously in Texas.

Not to be over dramatic, but that is nothing short of assault.