Same. I get the "you are SO tan what is your secret?" "Being birthed from a brown lady" is usually my response.

Obviously the steak fajitas had not been grilled enough. The longer you grill them, the more tender they become. Look it up.

But are you allergic to crunchy?

I want a goddamn coffee latte in a goddamn monogrammed thermos right now!!!! And God help you if there's any red in there because I'm allergic to red!

And that doesn't even get into the insane 6 day production schedule for each episode of South Park.

Holy crap, I had no idea Trey Parker did all of those characters. That's some range; the characters aren't exactly similar sounding.

I had a civil conversation with Holly Fisher's husband.

Please don't put post-abortion syndrome in quotation marks. It very clearly happens to Christian men on a regular basis, if the recent article on Jezebel (and that dude I see with the "I REGRET OUR ABORTION" backprint) is anything to go by.

Lucey, who joins 160 other women in the United States in becoming priests despite not being officially recognized as such by the Catholic Church

Fuck everyone's easy forgetfulness. There are people still alive who remember what pre-Roe abortion was like. We need to hear from those people and we need to hear from them right now, and loudly.

"Nah man, I don't wanna go to the Super Bowl, I'm going to an awesome Super Bowl party" said a guy who clicks on banner ads about the liberal conspiracy to steal our food

Ugh. Yes. Once your kid rapes a drunk girl who is puking AND RECORDS IT he is no longer a good kid.

Yeah there's the "kid got busted drinking in the park with his friends" and then there's "kid rapes a girl and takes a photo" ... not QUITE the same thing.

Can we drop the "good kid/person who made some mistakes" narrative as a defense? The only thing that sentence means is "yes [he/she] is a [rapist/murderer/pedophile/violent bigot], but I [the speaker] still love [him/her]." Honestly, I couldn't care less that you still love your rapist son or violent bigot husband. …

while his parents defend him as a good kid "who's made some mistakes."

They TOLD her why they were firing her. So now it's a Federal issue.

I mean at this point shooting pictures of young black men rather than shooting actual young black men sounds like some growth on the part of the American Police.

Most excessive showering is due to shame, not ethnicity.

I think you're right.

I appreciate calling Boehner out on his baloney, but can we at least be a bit more sensitive to grown men who've shat their pants?