He got an "inney-rection". Does terrible things to the bladder and cumming is a mess, but your doctor will give you a high five for style and your story becomes legend at urology conventions.

I know, right? I was incredibly confused for a second. I assume he was too frightened to be turned on.

hahahahaha...i was 50/50 while reading the o.g. sentence. both seem apropos to me.

In her spare time, the chef from David's story enjoys Russian Roulette, eating glass, and arm-wrestling silverback gorillas during their mating season.

Jesus, that manager in the 4th story is a real sociopath. How would it even make your scheduling easier to only plan one night ahead, at 4am? Do people just plain enjoy making their employee's lives miserable, for fun?

Now I want an Event Horizon cosplay..

This is much cooler and more creative than all the Tardis Girls that have been filling up every con I've ever been to

Sundae, bloody sundae?

This is great, and such a strong show of solidarity for the death of 17 people by a handful of extremists. Terrorism should not be taken lightly. Now, when do we think all the politicians will start marching in Africa, where like 2000 people were recently slaughtered in Nigeria by Boko Haram? I'm thinking that…

It seems half of Europe marched today. Good stuff.

Every time I read about your struggles in each mini game I kept thinking to myself.

"Good heavens, are you still trying to win?"

if you actually care about audio quality then you'd rather be dead than get anything by Beats.

FTFY

I would like to objectify a lemon cake right now.

I know when my husband comes home after his whirlwind business trips in foreign countries, the first thing he does is open up the Facebook and comment about the attractiveness of potential rape victims. All the time. It's just what you do in that situation.

THIS. GUY.