As someone who has been the fattest person at the gym and the fittest person at the gym, I can add that no one who matters gives a shit about how you look anyway.

Greyhound is fucking horrible. I would take a train, but the closest Amtrak station is 30 miles east in a town a tenth of the size of the city I live in, in a state where the governor turned down almost a billion dollars in federal subsidies to bring in high speed rail and improve the existing lines as well. I love…

I would tolerate pretty much anything if I didn’t have to deal with TSA security theater. Make a slow process slower, violate people, take the beverages you bought at the airport, and treat you with suspicion every chance without providing legitimate increased security.

I’m still surprised we’re allowed to fly while…

I can’t imagine trusting an airline with my CPAP though, since of the half-dozen times I’ve flown, my luggage has been sent to the wrong city 3 times.

If I want leg cramps and getting to know a stranger a little too personally by force, I’ll ride a Greyhound.

Or this thing we used to call Gawker? That was a good landing pad for all the political stuff.

Maybe it has a little something to do with the fact that Trump did NOT win the popular vote, but even if the electoral college went with the popular vote, the GOP controlled Senate gets to decide if they don’t agree with the electoral college.

Maybe, if authors don’t write what you think should be covered, you should write your own think pieces and submit them to publications? Hmm? If you want thought provoking news, where do you turn? Which one of those publications is not writing about the election?

I have the same type of relationship with my father. I did let a series of expletives fly at him last spring. I can’t recommend it, though my facebook feed is a much nicer place without him on it. But seriously, it did a lot of damage to our relationship, and it hasn’t changed his views.

Anna, I love you for your words right now. I think words and imagination are all I can hold onto for sanity right now. My parents voted for Trump. I can’t even talk to them. How fucked is it when you can’t talk to your own folks about legit fears because they’ll just laugh at you like you’re talking about a ghost…

As someone who lost an obese relative last week who was in so much pain every day because of the damage his weight did to his knees and spine, I intimately understand how weight can affect health. However, he blew his fucking brains out, so she can go fuck herself for insisting that shame is necessary for change.

I disagree on ultimate. You only need the first note of Macarena to have that stuck in your head.

Shut your mouth. He is a NATIONAL TREASURE! He’s also an inspiration for stutterers everywhere.

Mambo No. 5 was at least a dance song. You need to find a slightly worse example for an accurate comparison to this. Also, there are no Mambo No. 5 cafes or discos in America. Scold away. Also, holy crap. Mambo No. 5 was written in 1949.

Especially tanks. Tanks are so arrogant now.

I’m on team “let’s do the whole thing because unlike the rest of you I haven’t been mat farming for the last 12 hours and would just like to get all the achieves in one shot.”

I still hate Wailing Caverns, but at least Maraudon has been set into more manageable sections.

I’m just happy I’m not the only one who feels this way about Silithus. I missed the opening of AQ back in the day, and now the whole area is a slog, especially for a quest completist.

That actually worked quite well for Bill Hicks. I’m not saying Schumer = Hicks, but out of context, a lot of his comedy reads like a sermon.

It’s an investment against Trump. His ROI will be that Trump will lose waaaaaay more than $5m over this if it’s as bad as they say.