Each party should have to sign the document in person, one at a time. That way, in case of domestic abuse, the victim might have an easier out.

I think that the biggest benefit of this is the auto-expiry. You have to recommit. This may be helpful in situations of domestic violence, or just in situations where one person wants out but doesn’t want to deal with divorce. It would be cool if you could make a pre-nup that automatically dissolved the marriage in…

January of next year will be 6 years my SO and I have been living together. Perhaps it’s time for a trial marriage?

I’m not too keen on forever relationships. It is an opinion borne out of many things, not the least of which is diverging goals and ideals, whether in the relationship or career. Don’t tell my SO that…

Aaaand Wisconsin. To be fair, we who live here have taken to calling it Wississippi since about 4 months into Walker’s first term.

Having been presented with this option several times today and saying “Why yes, I would take in a Syrian refugee or three if I didn’t have a 2 bedroom apartment that was at legal capacity,” I say fuck no. If I had a 40 bedroom mansion and I shit money I would not take... oh, I reread after considering why there would…

We can give them aid money like we do to all those countries they bitch about. Or they can remain prideful and suffer. It’s going to suck to keep up the federal interstate system within their states without the money though.

Ditto.

How do you get from a blind date to one less kidney?

The only reason not to spend time alone with your differently gendered friends is if you’re in a relationship without trust.

I recently did a home sleep study through my HMO and found I have moderate sleep apnea. I’ve always snored, but as I’ve been getting older, it’s starting to take it’s toll (don’t have the youthful magical energy of a 25 year old anymore). My SO and I have had separate rooms for about 3 years, but staying in a hotel…

I was under no illusion that it did. I could have been more clear on what I was implying, which was that I’d much rather hear about mitigating preventable hair loss rather than this product that I will never see worn in real life because it is as silly as fake gauge tunnel plugs.

I know you posted that link about the dangers of hair loss and scarring, but after seeing this product, I think an explainer on preventable hair loss by men would be a much better use of your space. I fully admit I’m amused and entertained by the existence of the product, but as a guy who only got his hair long enough…

The first time I saw her I thought she was a trans woman. About 10 seconds of her talking and that was obviously not right. I should know by now that most of the time I won’t recognize a woman as trans.

Wendy Williams is the black Ricki Lake. And Ricki Lake was everything I ever hated about high school, minus the football jocks trying to beat the shit out of me. (I say trying because if there was one thing I was good at, it was outrunning football players when a beating was on the line.)

Still reading this but had to comment on this:

I was a childcare teacher for 2 years in Madison, WI back in the early 2000s. I worked all the way up to $8.75/hr even with certificates from UW Extension in Childcare Teaching and Infant and Toddler Care. Babysitting was much more profitable per hour, but there wasn’t that much demand. I had several parents that…

That’s the nice thing about these stories, you know even the fake stories have happened to someone.

I started drinking coffee around that age, without the encouragement of a homophobic parent. It was my choice, and my parents usually discouraged me from having more than one cup... until I started a paper route at 12 and bought a 40oz mug for the coffee I needed to stay awake at school.

No one will ever believe it.

And he lifts his hands and starts dancing backwards across the parking lot...