Have you ever had a client throw a NIC at a concrete wall? I have.

Man, I was looking for a book with dead baby jokes, not dead baby recipes.

I've grown tired of broccoli's tendency toward bathroom humor.

That's why I got a referral to a dietician instead. Doctors don't know shit when it comes to the science of food, in my experience.

Too bad "proficiency in Office Suite" is allegedly not supposed to go on your resume.

Fantastic book. Pratchett's trademark footnotes were my favorite bits of the book!

EDT: Comment was redundant.

So you treated your son with pneumococcus bacteria in order to cure him? Do tell!

And Moroder.

I was going to say, I listen to the Legacy Reconfigured soundtrack all the freakin' time. If Daft Punk is doing it again, I don't care how bad the movie is.

You ever work in a daycare center? Kids don't live by the clock. DST is living hell in a daycare center.

That's a gorgeous sunrise.

Maybe I need to relax about my friend moving to CA and well, I guess, use him to hook me up once he's there. Probably haven't met anyone else in life I would visit CA for so soon after becoming friends anyway. Seems like a win, win, win.

Of course it does if it's made with butane. Not all waxes and shatters are made with butane. Not as easy and it does make it way more expensive, but it exists and it is lovely.

The wax and shatter I've had have had very little flavor and little throat hit and I get so stoned I can barely see straight. I smoked cigarettes for nearly 20 years and I don't need the reminder from a joint or a bowl to send me back to buy a pack of smokes (not saying there's causation, I just smoke cigarettes when…

Then you were probably smoking resin because a properly made wax or shatter should have little to no throat hit and very little flavor if vaped at the right voltage.

Not a phase. That's how I'm cannabisizing from now on.

The picture actually makes me drool. Someone needs to make some wax out of that so I can vape it!

Hah! Both.

I'm about 70% certain that a drafting pen will work on a polymer surface. I'd be more certain if I still had a couple laying around.