There's also a lot of inbreeding with the Amish (in some communities worse than others). That might explain a lot about the anti-vaxxers. But I digress. I grew up with and went to school with the Amish until 8th grade. It does vary from Amish community to Amish community, but I'm more than 75% certain my Amish…

Ditto.

BIOSHOCK. Scared the crap out of me in the elevator, and I had no idea what the controls did.

Wouldn't it have been far easier for someone to fire the managing director?

There was an episode where they met the sphinx and got one wish. The fat kid's wish was "I wish my friends and I were safe at home." *poof* All of his friends were safe, but they were not at home. Why? Because being safe and being at home are two different wishes. I was traumatized. It wasn't fair! So I learned…

Star for the paragraph, not for the Bakshi hate. He gave me Lord of the Rings before I could read it (regardless of how f-d up the production ended up being).

I really loved Bravestarr. They should make a live action adaptation. I think Sam Elliot is just the right age to play the villain ('cause, you know, he's old).

I was trying to remember what cartoon with koalas dealt with a big rock (turns out it's Ayers Rock) and interdimensional travel. This was it! I remember it being more serious toward the point when they were looking for Sandy's father and grandfather.

I have been there. I grew up 10 miles from Arcola, in Arthur, IL. Never was a fan of Raggedy Ann or Andy.

I liked the Ed Grimley cartoon enough to watch it semi-regularly. Granted, I was young enough at the time that it made no sense (if it ever did). I wouldn't say I miss it.

Could not give fewer fucks about how offended a culture that arrests women who are raped for having sex out of wedlock is about Selena Gomez showing ankle and smiling.

Never, because I'm also a sparkly vampire that doesn't turn to ash in direct sunlight.

Well, that's worse than the pili multigemini I have to deal with on a regular basis, but I could see this happening if I ignored them and they didn't get infected.

It was slated to begin filming next week, but then Dustin Diamond got arrested which caused Tom Cruise's engram level to rise and he broke his contract. Lifetime studio is in talks with Matthew McConaughey to portray me but they're unsure if he can adopt the minimal drawl I spoke with as a teen.

I predicted this would happen before I was born, and that's why I've been living as a closet Bears fan in WI for nearly 20 years (gods that hurts more when it's written). I wrote the Superbowl Shuffle with Chuck Norris while I was still in the womb, along with Kris Kristofferson.

The polar vortices last year took all our fucks. They're on track to do it again. I think I'll settle in with some port and the best string cheese in the world.

Proud Wisconsinite here. I will admit that during the Winter Olympics I googled "What is tinder?" I also googled "Pabst" when I heard it was being purchased by another company.

Edit: nevermind, carry on

It was introduced in 1799 but was not adopted by France until 1801.

Correction: Early 19th century.