There's also a lot of inbreeding with the Amish (in some communities worse than others). That might explain a lot about the anti-vaxxers. But I digress. I grew up with and went to school with the Amish until 8th grade. It does vary from Amish community to Amish community, but I'm more than 75% certain my Amish…

BIOSHOCK. Scared the crap out of me in the elevator, and I had no idea what the controls did.

Wouldn't it have been far easier for someone to fire the managing director?

Could not give fewer fucks about how offended a culture that arrests women who are raped for having sex out of wedlock is about Selena Gomez showing ankle and smiling.

Never, because I'm also a sparkly vampire that doesn't turn to ash in direct sunlight.

Well, that's worse than the pili multigemini I have to deal with on a regular basis, but I could see this happening if I ignored them and they didn't get infected.

It was slated to begin filming next week, but then Dustin Diamond got arrested which caused Tom Cruise's engram level to rise and he broke his contract. Lifetime studio is in talks with Matthew McConaughey to portray me but they're unsure if he can adopt the minimal drawl I spoke with as a teen.

I predicted this would happen before I was born, and that's why I've been living as a closet Bears fan in WI for nearly 20 years (gods that hurts more when it's written). I wrote the Superbowl Shuffle with Chuck Norris while I was still in the womb, along with Kris Kristofferson.

The polar vortices last year took all our fucks. They're on track to do it again. I think I'll settle in with some port and the best string cheese in the world.

Proud Wisconsinite here. I will admit that during the Winter Olympics I googled "What is tinder?" I also googled "Pabst" when I heard it was being purchased by another company.

Edit: nevermind, carry on

It was introduced in 1799 but was not adopted by France until 1801.

Correction: Early 19th century.

I was in a department store in the mall and these were pretty much the only style of women's heels they carried. Can't remember which store now, but they didn't have much of a shoe section. Just these then men's shoes.

Maybe, but I also worked in restaurants for many years, and my taste buds were only atrophied to the flavors that I recreated multiple times every single day.

Frito tacos are a no-brainer. Dorito tacos were/are the terrible idea.

As a consumer of pot cookies, I call BS on the first story. All the MJ infused baked goods I've consumed have had a very distinct and recognizable flavor. And the last time I ate a single entire cookie like that I was so stoned I thought I would die. I learned that that particular baker made really potent cookies…

Compassion is telling these men that there's nothing wrong with them. To balance that you have to point out exactly what and why the things their religion teaches are wrong. You can call that bashing religion, but that's kind of a narrow view of it.

It just means fewer people getting married for the wrong reason. An increase in safe pre-marital sex would probably also lead to lower marriage rates.

I worked at a Hardees when I was in HS in the mid-90s and my manager broke labor laws every damn night.