I'm still laughing that just yesterday one of our employees held the back door open for a security auditor closely followed by a member of our security team. Everyone is supposed to badge in and we have signs all over the place to watch out for tailgating.

The CMU (Clowns and Mimes United) raises money to attack my campaigns for public office which is my first step to getting exposure in my plan to become a Beltline Insider. Even as hated as clowns and mimes are, apparently more hated is the image of clowns crying and mimes miming being locked in cages and waterboarded,…

Send in the clowns! Seriously, send clowns and mimes... and hipsters. Just use them to distract the jihadists long enough for special forces to get into position. This seems like a win-win for everyone.

As a human, I snorted. :D

And it's hilarious that OK voters say they don't want Sharia Law, but keep acting like they do. I'll bet Bass would be delighted if her female student wore hijabs or burqas. Also, here's a picture of Bass in her office.

Working at a "fancy" restaurant in a small town in KS, a family I knew came in and ordered 4 filet mignons. The request that they were "well-done, there needs to be black on the steaks" and had fries on the side. It made me sad enough to cook steaks that way, but they asked for vinegar for their fries. That's fine,…

Is that a real place? If so, where is it?

Yet they remain with the church despite knowing about it. Does that not make them complicit in the church's crimes? Every Catholic I know (and I grew up Catholic and came from a Catholic family) is in complete denial and tries to rationalize the problem. #notourpriest or #notallpriests is what my parents said until…

Well, there are some pretty high crime areas in Fitchburg. I found some excellent prices on apartments in Fitchburg but learned that one only allowed 1 cat (no exceptions) and others had abysmal ratings. I found a shitload of places that I made too much money to live at, which is hilarious considering I struggle…

That's the minimum increase here. Most places go up more than that, which is ridiculous when you factor in the average income of $30k/yr.

When my cat is being an asshole, I scruff him. Doesn't work on all cats, but it works on mine. Granted, Marshmallow only bites when provoked, so I get what I deserve. Kitties don't get hit in our house.

I had a former neighbor explaining the condo and rental bubbles in Madison. He figures whoever can hold out for a few more years will see a massive drop in rent and condo prices.

Madison, WI
$900/mo - heat not included
2 bed, 2 bath
1100 sq. ft.
garage, washer and dryer in unit, dishwasher, central air, fair neighborhood, quiet 8-unit building

An acquaintance was quoted as saying, "I don't understand. He's always been such a giver!"

That likely has to do with the fact that bell peppers go bad very quickly in the store, so there is a lot of waste. Want habaneros? They are incredibly affordable.

He added chicken livers into his menu. Lots of iron there. He is also a runner (doing 10+ mile runs on a regular basis). I feel like I could do well on this diet, minus the liver. I can do that once in a while, but not on a regular basis.

Thankfully, the last time I heard that line it was followed by "Do you have condoms?" and I was able to answer in the affirmative. But you know what? Condoms are expensive as hell compared to other methods of contraception, and I would take a pill or have a thing inserted if there were a male thing for that.

An…

I'm not married because reasons (financial, mostly) and my better half and I don't want kids. By the logic of so, so many people, we should never have sex if we don't want kids. That must be why birth control predates the bible.

Pretty sure he was being sarcastic just based on the phrasing, unlike my father who is insisting on my facebook page that "lack of personal responsibility leads to pregnancy." He has since been schooled, and I even threw in "pride and hubris are original sin" just to drive the point home. And my parents wonder why I…

Morality and ethics are not equivalents, yet you used the words interchangeably. In my previous comment I qualified what I said by stating that ethically, they are the same because they are both secret experiments using services that are free to anyone and may cause harm. Half of people who unknowingly consume LSD…